Clearly he's going to be the new Alfred Pennyworth.

I hope you have a good explanation for why you were fishing around betwixt the mattress and boxspring in a shitty motel room.

Some books are bigger than others.

Christmas is a time for charity. There ya go, big guy!

"So Max Shreck and Oswald Cobblepot knock on the door of a hollywood talent agent…."

"This evening, all music will be provided by pre-recorded backing tracks, As they play I will preform an interpretive dance of the lyrics. We'll begin with Scenes from an Italian Restaurant….."

"It has an extra thick fallopian tube that makes blu-rays extra clear."

What it didn't mention was that they're very upfront about her lip syncing during the Vegas stint. I was listening to some radio show in the last week and the hosts were borderline apoplectic with this news. Their argument was that if she wasn't actually singing, the tickets should be half price. Interesting logic,…

Get over yourself, kid. Jesus.

So with all the Dominick's closing does it mean we shall never hear another elderly person refer to it as "The Dominick"? On the other hand, Jewel will always be called "The Jewels" by the same geriatrics, so there's that.

I'll call it…

Do fuck off already.

You're a sophomore in college, aren't you?

Yauch's ghost is a greedy fucker.

Same argument with hot dogs. NY says "Eh, a chicago dog is a salad on a bun." Chicago says "Eh, a New York dog is boring. Mustard, onion, and kraut?" Its whiney, foux dick measurement.

Isn't this one of the many bands that Dreamworks Records swallowd up, failed to promote on any level, then drop with a "Well, they didn't SELL" shrug?

I'm a little suprised there was no mention of the 33 1/3 Flood book that (Amazon says) is being released tomorrow.

The SyFy series "Warehouse 13" is essentially a mash up of Friday the 13th and X-Files.

Was he arrested for arson?

He should just bring the Huxtables back. What's that cast doing these days anyway?