the last sequel to avatar will just be a bunch of sock-puppets hanging out by the dryer. He'll say he's defiantly going back to his roots—but really he just ran out of the money that Fox gave him to spend on the other two sequels.

to be fair he's barely in Picking Up The Pieces—and the sad thing about that is he's the BEST part of that movie!

they'd fire the current showrunners? that would suck—I believe its the current showrunners that actually keep the show well paced and on track—the show rarely digresses from its plotlines and it almost always feels as well moving as a fully functioning clock. Really feel like if CBS messes with the people in charge of…

but…but that chimp MADE Lawnmower Man!

it looks Fa-bu-lous! (I know its Walt Goggins and NOT Billy Crystal in the above photo but I can't be the only one who sees Billy in that photo can I?)

its no make a multi million dollar sequel to "Kazaam" co-starring the dying make a wish patient—that's for sure!

you hate everything he stands for? so Jeopardy then?

in all seriousness my mom has never seen an episode of Breaking Bad but she guessed it based on the Crystal Blue connection (having read about the show of course in numerous publications)
what's sad is I actually guessed "Mad Men" cause I thought Breaking Bad would be too obvious (I'm an idiot!)

Do I have to set my DVR if I've already seen Brown Sugar? I'm just asking because I'm fairly prone to following orders that are typed out at me in all caps.
Also why are there FOUR shows season ending their seasons tonight???? Goddamn this tv season!

I don't know that actually requires thought and patience to sit down and write it out and hash out ideas on what The Rock could or would or should do in order to best seduce a goat. Does he bust out his normal human moves of seduction or is there ultimately a super secret special kind of move to seduce a goat? Maybe…

he's remarkably good to his fans that way.

(cringes) it was actually a bet ala "She's all that"
like "I bet you can't sleep with just anyone here—oh yeah I can? you see these muscles? oh yeah? well what about those farm animals over there? oh I could get those farm animals to sleep with me easy—just give em some feed and let em feast. I could definitely sleep…

I just saw via google that this was coming as a midnight screening to ifc's theater here and unlike most movies the imdb link attached to it had absolutely nothing about it—so it was nice to get a muy myterioso plot synopsis for it. You've actually made me interested in it now. Kudos! (I just hope its not too gory)

scrolling back up to the image above with your caption in mind—yes this is making me laugh a great deal and I'm convinced it can't be topped now.

I'm just surprised they managed to write this article without mentioning 30 Rock's "Can We Have Our Money Now?" shill for what was it? Verizon?

would you say its worth watching? cause honestly i'll give it a shot! I literally never heard of it before tonight!

I feel like this is a film my father would make if my father made films. I mean there'd probably be a lot more conservative praising here, (like maybe the pimp is also a hard-core G.W. Bush fan as well) but this definitely sounds like something that he would have written—complete with the casting of Bob Balaban so…

what's pleasing to me is that Woody both agreed to it and that Turturo essentially took Woody's agreement as a means to write it instead of filing it away in that great waste paper basket of failed movie ideas.

possible it was a review done as a write-up for a screening at Toronto?

European Gigolo is really the more culturally enlightened one of the two anyways. (He travels throughout Europe in that one!)