I… I just …
but…
it can't…
they wouldn't….

Hey asshat, could you repeat that?

Sorry, can't see it. Alton is nowhere near as annoying as, well, everyone else on that channel. Barefoot Contessa? Just the name of that show makes me want to punch someone.

I think I could go a few hours without choking bong hits and my flask for a Spiritualized show. Just no Aerosmith. Please.