With apologies to gimmick poster "Reposted Youtube comments,"

Wait, Santa was executed? I mean, I knew he had lost his appeal to me personally, but…

Why the fuck does this have to happen?

The Ocean's Anthropocentric/Heliocentric were the best metal albums of the last five years for me. Certainly better than anything released in 2010 by anyone else.

In 9th grade I was in a band called "Drowning Smurfs" that enjoyed similar name-biguity

The best Smashing Pumpkins release for me was the Zero single, especially "Marquis in Spades" (in fact, the whole boxed set of single CDs from Mellon Collie might be my favorite thing from the 90's, period). I love the dueling guitar sound and rawness of the production on those tracks. Plus, the "Pistachio Medley" had…

This would be a perfect firing position if we could get some goddamned armor on the beach.

Awesome…how come nobody every mentions "Sick of Myself?" Easily my favorite song of his

Why don't I like this new Feature?

TV with arms
When are we going to have TVs that are just an entire wall/side of the living room?

Best line
"an official, let-the-hate-flow-through-you statement"

I can't believe how much nonsense I had to scroll through just to say "Local H fucking rules!" My favorite band from the 90's and still doing their thing, loud and proud. R.E.M. was good too.

It's really great that Miley Cyrus and Willow Smith and Lourdes Ciccone or whatever her name is are doing so well. They've really worked hard to rise from obscurity. I mean, what are the odds that these kids, all of whom have famous, wealthy parents, would be able to achieve success in the arts at such tender ages…

Pure Natural Diva, after watching your video I am definitely down to join your cult and help spam message boards across the webs to get the word out. Get in touch and let me know what I have to do to start living green and also where you get your blow.

I only think of Katy Perry's boobs when I see this guy Russell Brand. Now what was your question?

Life's a bitch
and then you die/that's why we get high/'cause you never know when you're gonna go

A Perfect Circle
Their version of "Imagine" actually moved me far more than the original version which I now find to be melodically uninteresting for some reason. Maybe I'm just a sucker for minor-key shit but I felt the APC version was a lot more interesting.

…ano…

must-coveted
What does that mean?

i'll stick a red-hot clothes hanger in that ass!