Fav Enigk Lyric? (once you decipher it)
"I wanted to be the rain, but instead I destroyed myself."

Man I love Amelie
but this is really weak. I guess she had a deadline and had to come up with titles but I finished them all with narry a giggle :-(

WOLVERINES!

Oprah is definitely the Anti-christ.

@Dr. Robuttnik - your summation of lady Gaga was dead on. thank you for putting into words what I loathe so much about her

Too bad my endocrine system is still effective…I'd rather it were Wilford delivering the goods to me

and…SCENE

You sound like a scrub, probably most often found on the passenger side in a car belonging to one of your dear friends, attempting to initiate a conversation with a woman as discerning as the aforementioned Ms. Fierce.

*to = so

and I guess I can't listen to Wagner anymore since Hitler found his huge Teutonic riffs to damned inspiring

Wale = overrated, same old same old.

@Jcrew I love how fashion-obsessed people always say dressing like a fucking idiot = "subverting" fashion. It just proves that fashion is completely superficial and meaningless. It just proves that they subscribe to Worthington's law - Karl Lagerfeld makes more than I do, therefore he is better than me, and beyond…

You're missing a lot of depressing examples of undeserved recognition. Lady Gaga should have never made it out of the "most likely to look like an idiot in public" page of her yearbook.

I'd like to shower her…

Karma For Kanye
FUCK LADY GAGA, BEYONCE, TAYLOR SWIFT, P!NK, AND KATY PERRY…and here's to metal! You know, with guitars and drums and stuff! People, like, playing guitar really fast and and writing songs about cool shit! Yea!

A lamb with a taste for blood, and a humorous female writer of pop culture witticisms? A princess, and a guy like me? Fuck. At least David Cross can make the most awkward convo entertaining enough for me to stay awake at work for another 20 minutes.

Who's they guy on the bottom right?
'cause he looks kinda like Justin Timberlake in blackface.

Taker's XIII: A Taker's Dozen

"Play me off?" what does that mean, "play me off?" there's no words here! FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE

Shatterier!
I just shatteriered my pants when I read that last paragraph!