Twilight
Every time I'm on the subway and I see some girl reading a big book (like one that looks to have 400-500 pages), I know instantly and without needing to look closely that they're reading Twilight. It was the same way with the Da Vinci Load of horseshit - if you were on a train or plane and saw someone who…

50 mm cannon mounted on the back of a pickup is the solution to this particular problem, as this particular problem is one of brown people swarming in a field in Indochina

Best line
The real world is horrible.

True Blood is a million times better…so much fucking and boobies and violence! Plus the story is actually interesting! All the fucking is just a backdrop to the story, whereas in Twilight it seems like the whole story is just about (not) fucking.

I don't know why
but I have always found Timberlake oddly likeable for a ubiquitous pretty-boy celeb of dubious artistic merit(most of time I just dream about sraying the entrails of entertainers of his ilk across the wall). It might be his self-deprecation and the fact that he actually seems aware of how lucky he…

old
can't wait for the taylor swift one.

There's no words here!

i prefer my special edition corina wood SG

Lego movies
They should base the movies on the strange video game hybrids I've been seeing lately:

Q: What's the hardest part about tying your toga in the Greek manner as often befit Scipio Africanus Major?

I know! Thank goodness the internet exists to give me a forum to spout extended inanities!

The Hard Truth
Sperm banks, donors, fertility clinics…I can't stand the sense of entitlement. Some people are not meant to reproduce! Whether nature broke your fallopian tubes or crippled your sperm or just rendered you unnattractive to the opposite sex and therefore unable to find someone to stick or be stuck by, Her…

iHateYou

He is Castor Troy.

fuck that
bill shatner for president!

i occasionally shit in the sink for laughs

except it can cause tumors of canceraids…shit

hmmm
that's the first time i've heard of the secret actually working for something other than propping up the dining room table with the one short leg. guess i'll check it out.

I wanted to be the rain, but instead I destroyed myself.

that kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!