Tera Patrick
occasionally materializes on my monitor

ny time has an identical article haha
http://www.nytimes.com/2009…

correct, but i only get coffee for myself and i let the phone go straight to voicemail

that movie made zero sense…it was just an excuse for him to hook up some hot asian broad take showers so they could get tight shots of the water glistening on his ebony flanks

We're not friends! You're just a client!

@Geddy

to clarify, i don't journalize and i'm not fashionable and i barely work but the point stands

just be glad (if) you don't work in fashion journalism like me…these bitches are prattling on about how eye-opening it is to have to buy sweaters for less than $900 (Vogue, May 2009 pg. 82). Waaa.

gerophilia? ashton kutcher? a-rod?

twat the fuck is the point of twitter? our civilization is taking a long twalk off a short pier and into an ocean of too much information

i hope bill hicks produces it,
ensuring that it would be a show where "we hunt and kill rod blagojevich. put a shotgun in his mouth like a big black cock of death!"

Oh, I'll make you a firm offer…

Did you see the new Poof?

this is shyte
and/or bollocks

spicy sweet chili flavored doritos
are the best flavor of doritos yet, especially if you're into ramen flavors such as cajun chicken (top ramen) and chili (maruchan). the texture is closer to maruchan's somewhat gritty mouthfeel but the aftertaste is more top ramen, which is to say more robust and satisfying. although…