Tell that to my arteries.

Yeah, Puss in Boots is underrated.

He just wants to get his kids back.

Did I ever tell you about the Roman soldier living inside me? Well, have seat, and crack open some Ubik soda. Have I got a story to tell.

Speaking of eating, anyone try to get a reservation at Dorsia lately?

How about an analysis of the lost episode that explains what happened to the man-servant. I was looking forward to eight years of Sophia's homophobic comments rationalized through dementia. The gay panic of the later seasons wasn't enough.

"O.J., purple stuff, soda… Sunny D?"
"Yeah, go for it!"

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't read that unless it is under 140 characters and collected in a newswire along with its celebrity responses.

5x5

You got that half right.

I liked it better when it was just a lens.

This is the true story… of seven mutants… picked to live in a mansion…and have their lives taped… to find out what happens… when mutants stop being polite… and start getting real…The X-Men.

Did you know Jewel lived out of her van?

So would Lambert. I've heard somewhere that there can be only one.

Who U talk'in U2 2?

Anything that references the old Marvel Transformers is alright by me.

You're seeing things through the ubiquitous male gays.

I've seen it with my own eyes!

I'm still waiting to hear about which scene Abrams regrets in The Force Awakens.

That reminds me, I should throw in my complete The MAXX series recorded from its Liquid Television marathon. I'm sure the quality has held up over 20 years.