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Ape Froman
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It's a write-off.

"it’s fucking weird, insanely delicious, and it sticks a thumb in…"

The alternative Michael.

"Access Denied"
"Access Denied"
"Access Denied"
"Access Denied"

At least they let Utnapishtim pal around with the Guardians of the Galaxy after the Epic was canceled.

*Doctor Doom sheds one lone tear, presses 'delete' on hotel surveillance video file*

You think X-Men comics were better in the 80s? (they were)
Mein gott!
Bozhe moi!
*constant Star Wars references*
*frequent Magnum PI references* (New Mutants)

More like, "Saturday Night red!" Amiright?

Whither Psylocke?

No, this butt can't stop laughing.

But his second cousin was born in Aftica.

SITTING ON A PARK BENCH…!

Uzo Aduba was my favorite character to play in 'Masters of Teräs Käsi.'

The idea to update Reggie's trauma from Korea to Afghanistan is inspired.

I read the novelization and schooled my teacher on an alternate pronunciation of the word conch when we later read Lord of the Flies.

Hey, kids aren't the only ones with spiritual connections.
M… O… O… N. That spells magical negro.

My 'Margot Robbie' moment was when I realized that she was in 'Z for Zachariah' a year after I watched it. She was quite good.

Do you want a snappy answer?

You say that about everything.

Which movie was Rygel XVI in?