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Ape Froman
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It couldn't be more hipster if there was a board game based on it.

Yeah, I would expect someone who has been tragically "influenced" by Michael Jackson to be responsible to hold a baby anywhere.

Spoiler alert! It's all been retconned.

My niece loves the light rail. You've never seen a happier 2 year old then when I pick her up.

I know, right? Two terms will eventually be enough.

Nope.

STATION!

Or the Cowboys of Moo Mesa with real boys!

Have you gotten to the episode when Beast-Man wants to take over because Skeletor's on the moon (a throw away line)? Forget Beast-Man! I want to hear about Skeletor's moon adventures!

And now I'm replying to it. Wait, what are we talking about?

Give them some cred for rotoscoping though. As awkward as it looked, it was still pretty rare for afternoon fare.

Ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong!

*wrestles with dog in back seat for t-bone, turns eyes back to road*
"What was that noise?"
*Goes back to closing cooler*

SFW.

…and some slow mutants, I assume, are good people.

Is it magnets? I bet it's magnets. And then turtles all the way down.

[awkward pause as lovable/punchable characters stare at each other, waiting for applause to cool before saying their next catch phrase]

Or on FX. Just a great grind house influenced show with a blond Blaze for once.

But does it have any fly honeys? I'm only in it for some fly honeys.

And that guy grew up to be… Colin Kaepernick.