Indeed, they're stuck watching shit.

Obviously people who don't associate with people like you.

That's like saying Cancer isn't as bad as AIDS.

They can't afford to keep a lot of good shows but they can afford to produce another unnecessary season of another unnecessary show. I was halfway through King of the Hill and Rocky and Bullwinkle when they took them off about a month ago.

Some things are better left dead.

The Talking Dead, Talking Bad and Talking Talking Dead weren't publicity enough?

Really he has some of the most beloved and memorable lines of the series, whether it's "Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop" "Beep Beerp Boop" "Boop Boop, Beerp" the list just keeps going on

Danny DeVito as Napoleon

You'd think if they're gonna bandy around the name Scorsese they'd get at least a director with an almost decent pedigree

Who are the Top 5? Do you count fictional Rupert's?

It all depends, Patton Oswalt couldn't wear a suit, but Billy Crystal couldn't get away without it… it's really on a case-by-case basis.

If anything it's the story about a guy on shrooms trying to get to his girlfriend who wandered off with his pet turtle.

Clearly this proves the AV Club is the skid row of the internet.

Bless his heart but he's far too much of a confirmed bachelor to be masquerading as a lady.

At this point they're throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.

Where's Poochie?

She's the cheap knockoff version of Rachel Ray.

Battleship was a board game and Doom was a video game… this is completely different.

Moderate applause heard as clips of him in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Nymphomaniac are shown at the Academy Awards

Where's Milla Jovovich's variety show?