If you light yourself on fire, you'll bee seen as a martyr, if you put yourself in a variety you'll be seen as a punchline

This seems like it will be cancelled halfway through it's first episode.

Are they gonna show Diaz's Boyfriend at any point?

The only thing I remember about Rocket Power is that the adults were clearly very high most of the time.

Tweetpot Dome?

I just did after posting that comment.

Guitars or chopping tools?

So did Dakota Fanning get too old or something?

Or breasts.

Are they playing the New Orleans Jazz in the late 70s?

Tweetwater?

And they also won't shut the fuck up about Benghazi despite the fact that really there's nothing criminal or incriminating

This seems very similar to the second season of The Newsroom

If they aren't brother and sister then how do you explain how ESPN NEWS came out.

But Spike TV is already having an affair with TV Land

E! comes out of her coma only to discover VH1 already considered her dead and had moved on to TNT.

If punk wasn't about making money then what was Malcolm Mclaren doing?

Punk is deaf!

hahahaha!

I did the same thing but it was Bill from King of the Hill