I was sick this weekend so I consumed more pop culture in the past two days than I have in the past two months.

You leave me speechless.

Like Christmas a couple times a week!

For instance, there's  a good cable repair program at the Lower Crayon Correspondence Technical Vocational School.

In their job reviews those cable guys rank low on basic skills and high on customer service.  Better training would help.

Kurosawa's Stray Pug got seriously chopped up by the studio.

We could always just rebuild him.

The Thin Red Chorus Line

I comment so late that I rarely get many likes anyway.  Replies are always better.

Fifteen pieces of lens flare, minimum.

Could be worse - the jerks could be organized in a circle.

I wager fifteen quatloos that he is untrainable

Best little wheelhouse in Texas.

Olivander's has a back room where he stocks those.

"Cheeto mush" is slang for Oompa-Loompa ejaculate

"Cron, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it.  But I have a job and it must be done now, then repeated on alternate Thursdays. And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!"

Stupid movies need the most attention!

I thought you said "earn more sessions by sleeving!"

Mind you, the benes package he was offering was top-notch.

Doesn't matter what you expect, it's what get's done.  If your boss was named "Homicidal Maniac" McFadden it would still be illegal for him to kill you.