That's not a drinking game, that's just called "drinking".

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

Of all the things that can go wrong when on the water, being stuck out there ranks pretty low for me.

I don't believe sailing should be stressful.  If it requires putting down your beer then you're doing in wrong.

I love sailing but I have to say that seeing a rich old guy in an expensive yacht  having trouble warms the schadenfreude in my heart.

@avclub-50ab72edf41b9f05e0ce19bbaaaac9fc:disqus Or its some of the vast Cybermen/Adipose slash fiction.

Idiot, you don't blow up parliament, you tear the roof off the sucker!

Justin talks?

Remember, remember the swaggy pretender

There already was that BBW B&D series "The Fat Controller"

I think it should be "deadfalls".  They're easy to set up and quite effective.

Congratulations!  Welcome to the slow hell that is "home ownership"!

Wasn't that the Costner movie The Postman?  From what I remember it was about a UPS guy delivering Netflix discs in a post-apocalyptic world, but mind you I haven't seen it in a while.

I don't know, I used to think the one that played the jug was ok but recently found out he never leaves more than 5% for tips.

Link?

5) ???
6) PROFIT!

It's more the "constant lowering of expectations" thing, which is depressing to think about when I'm tired.

The only Allen movie I'd really like to see on the big screen is Manhattan.

I had some of that shampoo.  It made me crave lamb constantly.

Bolognese or carbonara?