I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay? Fine.

It might not vin, but it still has vays of mekking you talk

The list of movies with great endings is not long, and "Memories of Murder" is on it

that comment was a mouthful

You ever notice how Trump is like, so orange? I mean, really, airplane food? Whaaaat?

the issue is sperm eating is permeating the election process

sounds like a fascinating character's tubby - i mean, character study

What, I'm supposed to read the entire freaking article before complaining about its failure to make a reference that it actually did make? Give me break!

And not one mention of James O. Incandenza?

Way-uh-hay-uhl
Aaaahhh-uhh
Luuuh-huuhh-uv
Ayumstayuhl Laahhht

"Powder 2: Pie, Powder, Pie!"

Bruce Campbell Scottray Doug

It's a "do-over" in golf

What about the other names on the bus ticket Bennett gave to Marcus? I think the nuns are at the top of the list, then the tour-guide guys. Below them was a book store, maybe? Then some more below that?

Now black guys say "Uncle Tom" like this… but white guys say "Uncle Tom" like this!

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man

I just remember how shapely and beautiful Jennifer Connelly's legs were in that movie. In fact, there were several other women in the cast, of various shapes and sizes, all of whom had beautiful legs.

"Yeah, and I'm Cyndi Laauuhohpuherr"

She's always good but yeah, good call re: "AHOV", and I'd forgotten (until Kawaii as Fuck's post reminded me) how un-sexy that scene was

She deserves better - no snark there, she's really good