I can't bear to watch

hopefully this thread will be short

You might have peers, but I ampere less

wire you sick of them?

it is creating quite the buzz

Then I just googled it a minute ago and found out some other guy (not Matthew Sweet) wrote the song… ugh!

I read somewhere that before they hired Matthew Sweet to write a song (which he did) for "That Thing You Do", they asked Robert Pollard and he said no thanks.

Oh, I forgot that was him - Go Chanticleers!

And Colleen Camp was in "Clue", and she was on D… allas, dang

act your age, not your shoe size

"That movie, Don’t Drink The Water, was based on one of his plays, which he has continued to occasionally, alongside prose pieces, even as his focus shifted to films."

That's because it's so hard to get trucks in and out of there

We have no proof that this man is who he claims to be. Yet we're asking him to lead us into Germany's most heavily guarded prison. Just a moment, my darling. He came to us with no credentials. The Germans never knew the location of our headquarters… until he arrived. And, we've been infiltrated by a traitor.

of course they do

My jokes are always YUGE

Excellent analysis! Just one thing -

If you did it legally, I'd be impressed with your ability to: (1) find her mortal remains, and (2) get them to a jurisdiction without laws against necrophilia. Or maybe you had "ghost sex?" Or maybe you have a time machine?

None of those guys even read my joke, so how could any of them write a book about it?

Why can't they look at pictures and statues right here in America?

Right, but I'm asking for characteristics, not synonyms. Like you could say all day, "the joke was poor because it was shit because it was bad because it was unfunny, etc.," and never get to the real question, i.e., what is it about the joke that it makes it poor/shit/bad/unfunny/etc?