What festival is Ellen Degeneres attending?

"Warcraft… is… great! Paula Patton… is… relentlessly… swinging… with… fingers… raw!" - AA Dowd

Sure, sure, and "Rob McElhenny's Minecraft" too

"Alien vs. Predator" was way underrated

He's off the ejaculator and into the contraceptive ssssponges!

You should see "Takeshi's Castle"

It's like when your mom sees that Sally Field vigilante movie and she comments on how you could see Sally Field's character going through changes as the story progressed, and by the end of the movie she was like a different person than she was at the beginning of the movie

Interview with Brad Pitt re: "Interview With The Vampire":

I'm sorry for my sins, whatever they might be

Which is really confusing because Woody Harrelson is wearing the Bruce Willis goofy hat

"Now You See Me 2: Nie, Now You See Me, Nie!"

I've got no time for your silly problems… I just learned that Beautiful Russian Women want to meet ME!!!

Ray Combs was great

I love when kids are playing on any lawn anywhere. Some college kids who rent a house down the street had a huge keg party last weekend and it brought back fond memories from (cough, cough) years ago, etc.

"…whereas "Hotel California" is one of dreadful classic rock radio's most dreadful staples…"

Because if the girl said "no," then the answer obviously is "no." But the thing is, is she's not gonna say "no." She would never say "no," because of the implication.

I'd ask if it could be both, but then I'd be breaking my vow to never ask questions, wouldn't I?

Dirty Love… is… comedy… intelligence! Unforgettable… and… inspired!" -Rabesie

There's nothing the A.V. Club won't do!

Indeed, and that's why Eckhart is envious