Although you may find it slightly macabre
We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

As long as there's a cymbal to crash after you say my name.

I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.

I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.

Let's go exploring!

Me: "I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up."
Hobbes: "No doubt."
*silent panel*

Hobbes and I need to pitch an Extreme Calvinball show. As long as the contestants wear masks: no one's allowed to question the masks.

Wild zontars couldn't make me watch this. Do your worst, Zorg Queen!

Your simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity.