I'm childless though?

And yet I can't even raise 2 dollars of fucking profit on society6 to go towards leaving my shitty family situation.

New Testiclement

We were supposed to be watching it! That album title was a warning all along!

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

I enjoyed it when it first came out, but then again, I was a 14 year old girl and a huge *NSYNC fan as well as a Simpsons fan. At the time that was like the two best ice cream flavors in the world mashed together into a sundae.

I'm still eagerly awaiting the person mad enough to even attempt to adapt The Regulators.

I don't know about the US, but I remember a time when the CBC used to air it at 5 PM on weekdays like clockwork. (We live close enough to the Canadian border that we can access it and CTV on regular cable.) I forget when they stopped, but since then it's practically been like a draught.

Bart Gets Hit By a Car. I still remember that opening so well.

Sweet Clyde, laugh derisively at him!

Japanese pop music group that's been around for 15+ years. Sayumi is the leader and she's been in the group for 11 (it's one of those rotating-door sort of things where members leave and get added every so often) and goddamnit I AM STILL SAD. I LIKED her. :(

I'm somewhat ashamed to admit that I'm still in tears over Sayumi Michishige announcing her graduation from Morning Musume this fall.

COME AS YOU ARE

That's what happens when you name a movie after an irritating Tumblr meme.

I'm just happy Robin Thicke didn't win a damn thing.

But don't you want to end world famine?

Miyazaki un-retired. Again.

Neon Genesis Evangelion beat this movie to the high-waisted pants future back in the 90s, man.

inceste de citron

"This week’s opening crawl, “Brought to you by Regretto—the permanent
clown makeup” made me think of the Insane Clown Posse. You’re telling
me some Juggalos wouldn’t be into that?"