If we wanna go down that road, we should really talk about Starcraft, which is a much better game to boot.

Is Ripley's Grief the next town over from Hadley's Hope?

…well, we should probably nuke the discussion from orbit too. Just to be sure.

I go back and forth on this. I love most of the additional scenes, but there's something to be said for the frenetic pace of the theatrical cut.

All is forgiven :)

So someone had to start this argument, so here goes: theatrical release, or extended cut?

I've not see that. What is it?

Oh I don't hate Alien 3 at all. The only Alien movie truly hateable is Ressurection (and possibly Prometheus). I just find it to be reeeeaaaalllllyyyyy ssssssllllloooowwwww

I stand by it!

Ooo, are you an Alien 3 defender?

You are close, but I think it's more that his CHARACTER thought he was in a different movie, and he reacts poorly when he figures out what sort of story he's actually in.

Don't worry, me and my squad of Ultimate Commenting Badasses will protect you!

Aliens is about as perfect as action movies get, and if not for Empire Strikes Back, it would be the greatest sequel ever.

I just wish it was every week, instead of every other week.

You're right! I misremembered it (it's been at least 15 years since I've last seen this film). Either way, totally ridiculous, and totally awesome.

I refuse to admit that James Bond was ever played by Timothy Dalton.

How could I forget? It just adds to the movie's awesome insanity.

I always prefered the little exchange they had after Rambo cauterizes a bullet wound by pouring vodka into the wound and then LIGHTING IT ON FIRE:

Rambo III is one of my mom and I's favorite movies. Its so awful but the lines are so funny. And it features a bunch of mounted Afghanis doing a cavalry charge against MODERN TANKS and winning!! And then Rambo rams a helicopter with a tank!! Pure awesome.

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