Thank God Queens of the Stone Age aren't on this shit compilation. They'd have had little kids' ears bleeding.

I'm surprised that anyone alive remembers Drumline. I remember in 03, one of my friends wanting to watch it and saying, "It's got Petey Pablo in it!" To which I responded, "Who's Petey Pablo?!"

MacCutcheon, I think, Drunk.

The senet game from "Across the Sea" would be nice, too.

DHARMA box wine. That actually would be the best kitchen decoration ever.

The Jesus stick, definitely. It's the one LOST prop that wouldn't look hopelessly geeky as part of the decoration of someone's living room.

The reason I said "that I've ever seen" is because I haven't seen much Ford or Once Upon a Time in the West.

For a Few Dollars More
…is, in my opinion, the best Western I've ever seen.

Season 4 is often very funny. "Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man," "Small Potatoes," and "Home" are consistently funny, and other episodes have flourishes of the show's classic mordant humor.

"SotT" is when the penitence began to win out, with "The Cross." Previously, Prince's church had been the earthly body.

"1999"
That's not the only Prince classic to deal explicitly with the idea of the apocalypse or the horrible condition of modern life. "Let's Go Crazy" begins, "In this life, things are much harder than in the Afterworld. In this life, you're on your own!" In Prince's peak-period work, there is as much tension between…

Whenever I see him, I now think "The wrohng keed died!"

He tended to write mediocre episodes on his own, but terrific ones in collaboration- "Field Trip," "The Amazing Maleeni," "Dreamland," etc.- were often great, as was "The Pine Bluff Variant."

What does one do when blowing an alien-human hybrid?

I tweeted quotes from that special. Not because of the irony, but because it was fucking hilarious.

My Parents Have a Creepy Basement.
It's not technically as creepy as the one in my current house, which is all spider webs, crumbling blocks, encroaching earth, and inexplicable chalk drawings, but it's a labyrinth of shadows and projected noises. Back when I lived there, I watched horror movies constantly.…

Exquisite self-sirer Philip J. Fry
…looked into the wanton eye of his perambulating paramour, Turanga Leela, wantingly. "This is it," he declaimed. "In this moment- this very instant- we will decide the fate of all humanity. There isn't a moment to lose. Cling to my side and close your eyes. The blast from the…

*These things*

This things were meant to be sold in prison commissaries.

"And they told us we'd be surprised."
There is an ambiguity in this sentence that could suggest tidings good or ill. I likes it.