They all have their own hands, but they come from different moms.

30 Helens Agree.

That is Heaven's part, our part
To murmur name upon name,
As a mother names her child
When sleep at last has come
On lips that cannot suckle foreign bodies,
And whose mother's will blow me.

This Promises to Be…
…THE SINGLE DOUCHIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! I'm already trembling at the mere thought of it.

You will blow her first. Then it's fair.

It was Crimes & Misdemeanors. It was Woody's character's sister who got the Cleveland Steamer.

Before the Jacuzzi,
After the Fuck Room,
I will be blown.

And With This,
…Joaquin returns the favor by taking a dump on the rest of the world. Bring a bucket.

STOP MOCKING JESUS'S ILLITERACY!

It's quite good, in my opinion. A kind of masterpiece. But it's a very idiosyncratic kind of masterpiece.

One should wax one's trombone regularly to prevent rusting.

He woke up to find himself a honky grandma, and promptly began trippin'.

"David O. Russell walks out on his next film"
In other news, the sky is blue, babies are dependent on adults to survive, and masturbation is frowned on by the Catholic Church.

My favorites are "Motherboy XXX" and "Good Grief," so I'm happy.

What about the Fresh Prince in which Carlton considers suicide, but his guardian angel Tom Jones convinces him not to by singing "It's Not Unusual"?

I've Always Wanted to See a Movie Based on The Blair Witch Project 2!
It's got to be better than its source material!

Lick my Ho Ho and suck on my two lollipops.

Cheeze Whiz? Don't be obscene.

Why, have I got a Blink 182 song for you!

FUCK THE FUCK YEAH
I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST TO THANK ALL YOU COCKSUCKING FUCKOS IN THE FCC FOR TRYING TO COCKBLOCK ME WHEN I WANTED TO GET MY FUCK ON IN FRONT OF SOME GODDAMN CHILDREN. YOU FUCKS ARE ALL RIGHT. THEN I'D LIKE TO THANK THE FEDERAL APPEALS COURT FOR FUCKING THOSE SHITEATING FUCKS IN THEIR RANCID,…