It's that Jewish food.

1.) John Boehner
2.) Mitch McConnell
3.) The rest of the Senate GOP, using Boehner and McConnell as bludgeons.

I don't know. Given the house-burning context, it's strongly implied that he would be forcing her to blow him. If that is the case, then it's technically rape, even if he didn't just whip out his apocalypto and shove her face into it. Note that he didn't say, "but I will cunningly- but not cunnilingually- seduce you…

What's Lamer Than Mel Gibson Threatening His Girlfriend with Oral Rape and House-Burning?
Pete Wentz starting a dance pop band!

Actually, they're retitling it "The Scream." The poster is just the Munch painting.

If Montreal is the South of the North, does that make it the Athens, GA of Canada?

Are you kidding? The reasons Pete shouldn't be screwing around actually belong in this order:
1. His wife is Alison Brie.
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2. Morals.

Brie is a cheese. …Alison Brie is the opposite of cheesy.

In fact, Throatwarbler, all of Amos's albums up to that point are rare treats among the typical Lilith fare.

Meanwhile, Donald Glover and Alison Brie Aren't Spider-Man and Mary Jane.
The consolation prize is to play knife fodder in an ill-advised ten-years-too-late sequel to a series that no one wants to keep going?

This one has some respectable artists in it, at least. Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, Tegan & Sara, Norah Jones.

The new iPhone is cheap, too. Apple is pricing competitively now, and people are still using their products for conspicuous consumption. They've got the weird brand-loyalists, and now they're selling to the rest of us.

"Street Spirit (Fade Out)" is also reflective of how I feel about modern society in general.

"The Honking" is one of my favorite episodes of the show.

Traditional concepts of gender don't permit a very comprehensive grasp of the human personality. Some men have more traditionally feminine personalities, and some women more traditionally masculine ones. This doesn't make them less fit specimens of their physical gender; it simply means that we can't be accurately…

I will henceforth imagine that Slavic studies is exactly like the Party Down episode "Celebrate Ricky Sargulesh."

I'm curious as to what these books are about. The books that have most closely reflected my inner life were Franny and Zooey (when I was 19), The Savage Detectives (the first half of my 20s), the non-murder related portions of Crime and Punishment (my early 20s), and Malamud's A New Life (the second half of my 20s).

Wilco's "Misunderstood"
…is pretty much a perfect summarization of my life for the two years I spent living with my parents after returning from my first year of college. I mean an exact, blow-by-blow account of my experience. Life might have gotten much harder since, but goddamn am I glad that's over.

Fully agreed. Like I said, there was no substance to the parody. "Single Female Lawyer" relied on the absurdity of someone breathlessly anticipating the product of a very simple formula. It wedded its well-observed joke to the show's sci-fi setting perfectly, so that both the premise and the setting were enriched by…

It was, until its last line, which was totally unnecessary. Great one-off joke, though.