(De Niro exposes his penis to Ben Stiller)
De Niro: You lookin' to become a penologist?

"You mean you taught me a lesson not to teach lessons?"
"It was my last lesson."

There is one long-hiatus reunion that was worth it: Dinosaur Jr.

I'm just exhausted by this apparent new wave of movies/TV shows about darkly dressed old men who control literally everything in the world. The X-Files did it, and that was okay- it didn't take itself too seriously. Dark City did it, but was bugshit enough that it at least felt like its own thing. The trope has come…

I actually think The Box might be Richard Kelly's best movie. It makes sense! Or, at least, it makes sense if you completely discard everything that happens in the middle of the film. Still, that's progress when it comes to a Richard Kelly movie.

This Sounds Almost as Good as His Next Movie,
The Box 2: The ReBoxening: Seriously, What the Hell Is Wrong with Whoever Wrote This Movie

OMG! THIS PROVES IT! STEPHANIE MEYER AND RPATTS KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT VAMPIRES!!!!
OMG! OMG! OMG!!!! TWILIGHT IS TRUTH!!!!!!!!

Let this abomination unto the Lord begin!

I bought them so they'd bring the show back. Apparently, it worked.

More like 5-8. Cartoony and generally ridiculous, but brilliantly so, and with just enough heart to be recognizably human.

Yeah, Futurama's just about the easiest show to watch in the world. Just watch an episode here and there. You'll feel glad when you do.

I did do the nasty in the past-y.

I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo.

What's that black cracker?

I thought Bender's Big Score belonged among the show's best episodes. The Beast with a Billion Backs was pretty damn good, too.

She didn't use my question about the change in the dynamic of the writers room! Well, not exactly, anyway!

I know, Mr. Mustard. But the full list Sean cites includes a few British artists whose work influenced Americans: The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, and The Who. If they deserve mention, so does Radiohead. And David Bowie.

"Cupid's Chokehold"

EVL, you are a wonder of the modern world.

They were separate paragraphs until I had to cut the number of linebreaks. If I had to pick an REM album, it would be Automatic for the People or Document. As for a song, "Man on the Moon," "Nightswimming," "So. Central Rain," "Driver 8," "Cuyahoga," or "King of Birds."