The second year's crop will include the complete works of Nickelback.

"Radio Free Europe"
…is a fantastic song, but it's hardly the most worthwhile thing REM has done. I recommend adding:
Purple Rain
Doolittle
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
The Low End Theory
Amerikkka's Most Wanted
Low
Remain in Light
Black Moses
By All Means Necessary
The Soft Bulletin
OK Computer
I'm Still in Love with You
The B-52s
Pa…

So very, very right…

"MARVIN GAYE JUST HAD SEX WITH MY DREAMS, SON!"

A Cronenberg Brand of Romance:
" Edward thrust his manhood powerfully into her ear groin, sending the echo of his passion rattling throughout Alice's tumor-riddled brain. She bit his scrotum open so that his testicles spilled out like pomegranate arils, and she mouthed them powerfully as a baby as its mother's teat.

Meanwhile,
…The Pirate Bay offers access to all their confidential reports before they're even e-mailed.

I think Friedberg-Seltzer finally collapsed on themselves while trying to write Movie Movie some time in 2008. There's an apartment building somewhere in Hollywood where gravity has worked strangely ever since; aspiring screenwriters are routinely crushed to death by their own scripts.

Oscar bait definitely aren't the best movies, but they're generally better than Kevin James comedies and Jonah Hex/Ghost Rider/X3: X-Men 3: The Mass Suicide- superhero clusterfucks.

The Molina/Coogan scene is brilliant. It's probably my favorite thing Jarmusch has done. The Murray scene is great, too. The Benigni and Esposito scenes in Night on Earth, too.

WHY SETTLE FOR A MICROWAVE BURRITO AT 4:30 IN THE MORNING?! COME TRY OUR NEW CHEESY CRUNCH CHEESE CRUNCH! WE START WITH A LAYER OF CRUNCH, THEN TOP THAT WITH A LAYER OF OUR HOT CHEESY! THEN, WE ADD ANOTHER LAYER OF CRUNCH, TOPPED WITH MELTED CHEDDAR CHEESE! THEN WE TOP THAT OFF WITH ANOTHER LAYER OF CHEESY AND ANOTHER…

"Where are my cuff links?" "How did the mayonnaise get in my dresser?" "Are you Beverly?" "My granddaughter? You were five, last I saw you!" "You know, I liked that A Beautiful Mind. That was a lovely film, wasn't it? Be a dear and send my vote in for that on the computer wires, will you?"

It is ridiculous to wait for the awards season, but the studios have become so accustomed to packing the summer release schedule with vacuous blockbusters that it's likely that any arthouse/awards bait releases in those months would get lost in the hustle. People take chances on serious movies when there aren't…

Golan & Globus
I wonder whether they even ever knew what movie they were making. The Apple is a flamboyant, homoerotic fantasy in which all the gay people are EVIL. Breakin' 2 tries to achieve some kind of catharsis in the single most tasteless sequence I have ever seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

*Stares Out Over Lake Erie*
*…*

Nick Jonas: There ain't no back in the day, brother. Ain't no nostalgia to this shit here. There's just the street and the game and what happen here today.

(Not a firstie attempt, just a joke about how far Jay-Z and Eminem have fallen over the last ten years.)

I Haven't Seen That Much Street Cred in One Place
…since the Jonas Bros' last tour.

PINBALL BITCH
MAN UP AND TASTE THE BALLS

Biastioc?

She was in two megahit movies! Two! And Michael Bay movies at that! He's a starmaker, that Bay! Look at what he did for the careers of Liv Tyler, Gabrielle Union, Scarlett Johannson, Tea Leoni, and Vanessa Marcil!