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The Lone Audience of the Apoca
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If anything bodes poorly for this, it's the January release date. Studios don't usually reserve that for unusually challenging or uncommercial films- that's late August-October. They reserve it for stuff they wanted to release in the height of summer, but realized would bomb horribly.

THERE ARE 37 ASIANS POSING AS JOHN CHO AT ANY GIVEN TIME- WHY HAS HE NEVER BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED WITH HIMSELF?!

What Do You Have to Do to Get Some Attention Around Here?
*Shoots prostitute*

Why punch a girl when you can just swing Coulter at Sarah Palin?

Considering how strong Shyamalan's films were, at least directorally, prior to The Lady in the Water, I think we can at least hope for this one. And that's more than most filmmakers have earned.

Well, I Hope You're Happy, Gillette!
Leaving The Hater before you ever got a chance to look into this nexus of extreme hatability! This is what you were born for!

I look forward to a long and mutually beneficial trolling relationship.

Not a firstie, JVS. I watched "Babylon" two nights ago.

Curious about one thing: can you view any website on an iPhone? If so, how does the display work?

I Love this Show!
But I've only seen the first six episodes. I'm told it gets better as it goes along.

If you can watch the full series, I recommend that you try. It's much more fulfilling that way. Also, for my money, the first season is actually the show's worst overall.

Lindsey Lohan?

The OverBejar controls you both! Just wait until he gets hungry and realizes he doesn't have enough cash on him for a sandwich! You'll be ruined!

Does your planned moment with Annie Clark involve projectiles of any kind? She's got kicking legs.

Alan, it depends on the redhead.

She's got you right where she wants you.

Every song is based on a plotline from Twilight!

HDB, "Videotape" suggests suicide, doesn't it? It's a strange song; the narrator seems to suggest that he wants to kill himself so that his life ends on a peak. It's bleak, but exultant.

Neko Case,
…you can beat the shit out of me any time.