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I wonder Y that is.

Being Annie Malkovich

FLAGGED!

That was such a perfect secondary role. No moment wasted. He could have been a boring Baxter but he was sublime.

The trick is to miniaturize the villages, like Kandor.

*takes @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus 's place in the pyre*

His range isn't that great. (But he is awesome within it.)

Is there no scalping in Philippines history? Dude might want a break from Injuns. For one thing, he might get to use a contraction every once in a while.

You stepped on a twig!

That scene is so heart-breakingly beautiful.

She was like the water that freezes inside a rock and breaks it apart. It was no more her fault than it is the fault of the water when the rock shatters.

Stay FRANchised! I WILL film you!

Such a badass three-person chase (A chasing B chasing C) at the end, almost dialogue-free. The music just gets the blood going!

The noms-de-guerre are also awesome. Longue Carabine!

"If you liked Jerry Maguire, you'll love Jerry MAGUA-r."

Easy fix: Stretchable purple pants.