Could they not squeeze a decent-sized story in between the end of the prequels and the old ones?  Darth Vader in his prime?  I'd be kinda into that a lot.

The Soup is still on the E! network, right?

The Soup is still on the E! network, right?

Doesn't he have Eugene Mirman's face?

Doesn't he have Eugene Mirman's face?

Unless they're Sarah Palin.

Unless they're Sarah Palin.

I wish, just once, someone would say, "I'm a huge fan of Woody Allen.  Not so much his movies or comedy, but how he's still banging his own daughter.  That's great."

I wish, just once, someone would say, "I'm a huge fan of Woody Allen.  Not so much his movies or comedy, but how he's still banging his own daughter.  That's great."

I always appreciate when articles mentioning books link to those books on Amazon so I can go to Amazon, buy the book and read it before continuing on with the article.

I always appreciate when articles mentioning books link to those books on Amazon so I can go to Amazon, buy the book and read it before continuing on with the article.

"My wife's from upstate New York.  Like, almost Vermont.  She totally understands every aspect of middle America."

"My wife's from upstate New York.  Like, almost Vermont.  She totally understands every aspect of middle America."

This article ended my streak of not knowing Life In Hell existed.

This article ended my streak of not knowing Life In Hell existed.

I get a strong, "Let's go to Vegas and/or Hawaii and fuck around for a few months" vibe from a lot of modern comedies.  Not really into it.

I get a strong, "Let's go to Vegas and/or Hawaii and fuck around for a few months" vibe from a lot of modern comedies.  Not really into it.

LEAVE LENA DUNHAM ALONE!

LEAVE LENA DUNHAM ALONE!

The title is literal: the movie will be 15 minutes long.