"Flaccid, half-assed white boy slap bass bullshit."

I work at Walgreens, and we sell them there.  It's just the kind of toy you'd expect to find at a convenience store, if you ask me.  I can't help but give one or two of them a couple of squeezes when I'm facing the toy aisle at the end of the night.  One of them even sings the "Skinnamarink" song from Sharon, Lois and…

Speaking of which, my sister actually managed to find one of those at her work today that is a big one holding a little one, and when you squeeze it, they sing together in harmony.  Needless to say, she bought it for a white elephant gift- it was on clearance.