If Guiness Stout, Maker's Mark, and Neko Case are for bitches, I really don't mind being called a bitch.

I was young. I went into Armageddon an impressionable 14-year-old and left convinced it was both the stupidest movie I had ever seen and the most viscerally enjoyable since Raiders of the Lost Ark. Upon rewatching it, I just saw the stupidity. I began to loathe Michael Bay. Then I saw The Rock; the seed of my hatred…

Hellboy, Hellboy 2, City of Lost Children, Quest for Fire, Cronos, Blade II, The Last Winter… At least there are a few excellent ones.

Kjohnson, they sound nothing like Keane whatsoever.

Campbell, get thee to a record store (or eMusic) to purchase At Dawn, Z and Okonokos.

Shut the fuck up, Liquor. My Morning Jacket is possibly the best band on the planet right now. And they're hardly a jam band; the best description would be something like "alternative country soul rock."

This after Hitler spends the night in the family's barn.

Just put on some plastic fangs and get a "dark" tattoo somewhere it will be easy to cover up later.

So, my ugliness was ejected from me and stared back at me? I knew that kid looked like shit.

It Fits has it. The quick cuts of the Bourne series are tonally appropriate. Also, I could actually follow them, unlike similar cuts in other films.

Not only does the U.S. come out on top, the heroes' kid gets taught to be a pilot, just like his two dads!

Any combination of "Oprah" and "sex" is one I'm not comfortable contemplating.

The lower case "c" is intended to show her contempt for Shakespeare.

If Rusty had the boys 19 years ago (as of s2)and lost his virginity when he was 24 (as he has stated numerous times), and was 44 as of "Twenty Years to Midnight", then it is reasonable to assume he has actually only had sex once. If it was premature, that makes it even funnier.

He was describing the movie, Gordo.

He is a time-traveling assassin who is individually responsible for the deaths of nearly all history's most important casualties, from Julius Caesar- "TOO BRUTAL IS WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY, BITCH"- to Archduke Franz Ferdinand- "LOVE THIS SHIT, ANARCHIST BITCHES"- to Michael Jackson- "MAN UP AND FACE THE REAL THRILLER,…

Perhaps if Hulkster dyed his facial hair and renamed himself…

It doesn't mean you're stupid! It just means you don't see very well! Don't you get that?!

I haven't read the book, but I read the Wikipedia page on it. If the book reads anything like its summary, I'm quite glad for the differences.

Sarcasm is a form of irony that can be, when employed selectively, effective at cutting down the pomposity of its object. This is an example of such a use of sarcasm. Please note, Mr. D'Angelo, that it is possible to be condescending effectively.