DING. We have a winner. Give that poster a prize…

DING. We have a winner. Give that poster a prize…

Well said, syr. The rest of the A.V. commentators could learn a lot from you.

Sorry Client, I wasn't aware this was humor-impaired day on the message board. I will try to be more sensitive to your needs in the future and explain all jokes in a detailed manner.

If he interrupts 30 Rock, I will vote for impeachment.

If he was *really* smart, he would have had Bruce Campbell as the flippin' star of Congo instead of a cameo. Seriously. The movie would have cult cred to spare.

This show was brought to you by EntertainCorp…
Another fine example of how big business is not our friend.

The main character in Forever Knight is a perfect example of the "Interview with a Vampire" brooding bullshit that most "good guy" vampires seem to be legally required to go through.

Disenfranchised and depraved…

Two words: Mystery Men.

Yeah, yeah!

Everyone was excellent in Road to Perdition, it was just too bad the script (and presumably, the director) was determined to tack on a plea against violence at the end.

How about a guest-appearance by Fake Thomas Jefferson?

I think you'd probably save time by asking for a show of hands by those who *don't* want to groom Felicia Day.

Nixon wasn't possessed by Satan because he *was* Satan. Or at least very high up on the chain of command.

… that The Hunted, considering it was supposed to be a thriller, was one of the most boring movies I've seen in a long time. Very early into it, I could see where it was going. And sure enough, there were no surprises or any real twists to it. A waste of Mr. Jones and Mr. Del Toro. The only thing interesting were…

Why can't they be wet and naked together? Then everybody wins.

Simple. The information was hidden in certain candy bars.

A planet where dogs EVOLVED FROM MEN!

Like McCain! Am I right?