"Solipsistic"? Fuck off. He's disfigured (not to any great extent, but significantly), and he thinks that this is going to harm his dating chances. Which is definitely accurate. Yeah, there's people with equal or greater disadvantages, how exactly does that make him "solipsistic"?

Is that a raincoat?

"Tell him that most humans are a little bit perverted—that’s what Bering’s new book is about […]"

Been listening to this all week. I would love this album on the melodies alone. I need to re-listen to the previous albums, but I think the length and the clean production on this one make it much easier to get into.

I have the Heart & Soul box set, which says it includes every Joy Divison song except ones which weren't good enough quality. (I need to buy the Warsaw album, but I think after that I will be pretty much complete on them. I also need to figure out all the songs I don't have already.) So hopefully this means that even…

I support it too, but they should do it in the desolate north-east/west, where there aren't any people worth caring about.

Okay, okay, I'M SORRY. I was just trying to bring back the meme :(

Actually, it sounds like that one prefers Savage Dik.

Greek concepts can live in the core of my psyche now? This won't end well.

I agree with this comment almost as much as I agree with the expansion of Heathrow. Come on guys, you can always use more runways! Don't give me that Boris Island bullshit.

Roommate friends are still friends! And you're a lucky bastard too, you narcissist.

I swear the original comment said he had 5 roommates who he was friends with, either that or I have gone completely mad.

:(

No, it makes sense. He is a water-type.

Yes, clearly the two things holding him back are (1) enjoying his studies and (2) overwritten internet comments.

You have five real friends? Lucky bastard

He's Chris Savage, so I think his comments thread would be called Savage Savage.

You should get the Bloc Party EP if you haven't already, although Banquet is identical to the LP version, and She's Hearing Voices is almost like a demo version.

"The EPs and non-album tracks released between Silent Alarm and A Weekend In The City yielded gems like “Always New Depths,” “Two More Years,” and enough bonus tracks on various deluxe releases to form a B-sides album that would rival AWITC."

He should boycunt-punt the guy.