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Billy Wagner (5'10") and Tom Gordon (5'9") are pretty recent short-ish closers, and Wagner touched 100mph.

I couldn't even finish reading this review. Why is it that everything Heller writes needs to sound like the liner notes from a Cannibal Corpse covers album?