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I Torqu on the list? i missed it. I watched the whole movie on cable a couple months back when i was drunk and it was hilarious.

The scene with Eliza Dushku trying on bikinis is played for laughs, the guy is miming crying from joy and thanking her throughout.

Taye Diggs played a sheriff in New Best Friend, not a cop. Even funnier. I can't find anything about a theatrical release on Wiki, but it doesn't list it as straight to video either.

over a dozen, but many i watch about a half hour to an hour at a time on cable while picking a DVD to watch.

Many other people seem to disagree, but i really enjoyed his one season sitcom on HBO, Lucky Louie. His stand-up makes me laugh my ass off, but he is the rare case where a comedian put their material into a TV show and the show did a better job of fleshing out the ideas and getting laughs from it.
It might be cuz it

or is it Avecodo? can't be bothered to look it up. He is awesome either way. When he got caught after breaking out of Oz and sent back i cried.

i feel the same way kit, but that might just be residual love for Kirk Acevedo from Oz talking.

pretty good, but A-?
I don't see how this scored an A-, i would've gone for a C or B- at best. It does a hell of alot better than the premise or the commercials indicated, but it wasn't as tight as the comments . The Lion King moment, the BB gun and everything with O'Neill's step-kid made me laugh enough to watch next

I noticed that too. But going on premise alone, it does sound like warmed over poo. This positive review will make me give it a chance though. And Sofia Vergara is ridiculously hot.

isn't Goren on L&O:CI already this character?
i mean seriously, he is always remembering the shit out of something. I guess he doesn't count cuz he only remembers information at useful times.

"Then tell me why we found your semen in her severed throat!"

I feel your pain. My room mate always leaves my living room tv on Spike, so i know he's been watching CSI all day.
I feel like Hank Hill when Lucky was staying with him, "He's always watching the Game SHow network. I don't know why it bothers me, it just does."

And you get to see a guy drive a motorcycle through an apartment building.
God i love MST3K.

"It got a good laugh. I'm pretty much the funniest guy in the office."

I think this guy i knew joined the Navy cuz of those Godsmack commercials. He really liked Godsmack. ANd he was a Wiccan. I don't know if that had anything to do with it, but Godsmack claim to be kinda Pagan-y, so i'm just connecting the dots.

My fiance and i dig the Firefly theme. And the music in the movie is great.

I saw Stripes for the first time in the late 90s and i was really enjoying the movie until the "plot" kicked in more than halfway through. Then i didn't laugh until the movie was over, and i just kept wondering what happened to the movie i had been watching.

Hey Louis Cannon, Michael Ironside (best last name ever?) was toe to toe with Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation. To bad it sucked so bad.

not even a whole movie
I remember seeing this movie alot around 8 years old at my babysitter's house, and i always thought i missed part of the movie, cuz so little happens in it. I was sure that i was missing some sequences where there was drama and danger. I was very wrong.

I think the makers of NCIS are counting on viewers thinking it is CSI:NY, so they will tune in. After 15 minutes they finally realise it's not CSI, but they don't care cuz NCIS is just as bland and undemanding on the viewer. If not for vaguely recognisable c list stars as main characters, they all might as well be