Dharma and Gregg and Chuck Lorre's inability to retool shows
Chuck Lorre's greatest weakness is that he can't take a show in a promising new direction or re-tool it. Dharma and Gregg is a case in point. The main characters were dull and really couldn't support an episode. But any episode based on the parents was…

The alpha loser quality is only partially credited to the coens. JB's performance, conveys the frustration of the semi competent amongst the barely functional.

I think some of that might come from the fact that Walter keeps forcing The Dude to be the responsible voice of maturity.

Mores of the 1800's
If that were the case she'd be 15-17 and he'd be about 30.

Three boobs is awesome, but the third should be on the back…for dancing.

Trust me, the French make plenty of mass appeal insipid comedies mocking idiots. It's just that most of their crappy movies don't make it over here. Except when Tim Allen (to name one) remakes one of those into one of his own.

"Doesn't anyone think that funneling charitable donations into your own pocket is actually a pretty good qualification for the president of Haiti?"

Journey Hating Hipsters with their complicated facial hair…
Journey's music is comparable to deep fried hot dogs (Rippers!). A steady diet will make you look feel and smell like shit. But in the right time and place…FUCKIN' A!

Running Man
Also had Jesse and Arnold in it. In a review of a DVD release, one of the AV club's reviewers described the movie as "featuring hot governor on governor action". Great line, can't remember who wrote it.

He was whiter than white
Haven't heard it yet but the theme song sounds like it might be Brother Louie a seventies song where the Lyric is Louie you're gonna cry, but many mishear it as "die".