The relationship shit has to take a backseat to the fun/action/spy shit or this show is going to slip off the cliff into the ocean of snooze. If we need relationship troubles let them come from Morgan/Casey's Daughter. Hell, give Casey a friggin' love interest if you have to.

I can grip my signature setpiece just fine on my own, thank you.

@vladdrak. I laughed for a full 5 seconds. I thank you, sir. That's a very long time, indeed.

Because an AV Club list is far more important than a Yahoo list
Poo-poo. Snark. Poo-poo.

Because an AV Club list is far more important than a Yahoo list
Poo-poo. Snark. Poo-poo.

1976

Did you just call The Smurfs crappy?
Them's smurfin' words. Pistols behind Hefty's mushroom at dawn.

Because he's #1, get it? Ooof. Pfft. Hiyo.

Back-door adaptations
Personally, I'm a huge fan of them. Huge.

Perhaps he's referring to the fact that his cock is so ashamed of itself that whenever it comes out at night it feels the need to be covered from the head down.

The pigskins aren't made of pigskin at all… they're peeeooopplllee!

Salient Mean
It's peeeeeooopllllle!

Oh, I fully embrace my love of wordy bullshit pretentiousness. I'm a registered user here, aren't I?

Don't hate your metier.
Writers on this site should never criticize something for being "pretentious."