Maybe he's thinking of the 3 stooges?  I only know dudes who like the 3 stooges.

Ey!  Yeah, what the crap O'Neal?  I will whip out my comedy pedigree and we can measure it against any dude here!

I think we should all be thankful Andie MacDowell has given up acting to be a more glamorous Avon lady.

You pompous periwinkled peabrain!  Good riddance!

American shitton is less compact, so more volume.

You're right about TB, I had forgot about that respiratory pathogen thing.

I think Expectorating Lepers might be a good name for a punk band…

Hi, microbiologist here.
In case anyone actually is curious (and I'm remembering correctly), leprosy is caused by a fairly common bacteria (like it's in dirt, so don't eat that) and can be cured by taking a British shitton of antibiotics.  However, in some people the infection may trigger an autoimmune disease, and I'm…

Perhaps, but a vaccine and multiple antibiotics hasn't done that for TB yet either.  The drug resistant strains persist.

I insist that somewhere a stinky crazy homeless man is shuffledancing on a street corner and deserves writing credit on that song.  Lou Bega just filled in the names.

Yes, I also despise friends, but I owned that soundtrack on cass-ette.  Weird REM b-side, that pretenders cover of angel in the morning, Westerberg…
You know what?  The album's way better when there's not 2 versions of the fucking theme song and those painfully unfunny bits aren't dividing up the songs.
I downloaded…

Hey buddy, the Canadian government has repeatedly apologized for Bryan Adams.  What's so goddamn funny?

The description of his banana hammock suckered me in too.  3 less minutes of work!

That sounds like my concept of purgatory when it was explained to me in Sunday school.

@avclub-a8cf86b7e95be74b1204e22a9aab9cd0:disqus   Undoubtedly true.

Anyone from the first Fast & Furious.  Even Paul fucking Walker.

Like Ninja Assassin, which turned out to be very accurate.

My idiot boyfriend and his idiot friends insist on seeing these, in the theater, because, in their words, "they're so fucking bad!"
I started abstaining after #2, on the principle that I was voting for another one with my dollars, and this would become an endless ritual.  Like Xmas mass, if the sermon was a lot of…

………………………………………….What the fuck did I just watch?  No, seriously?  This was a show, on a cable network you pay extra money for?
I'm both intrigued and repulsed by that much impenetrable metaphysical bullshit.  Maybe it just seems more insufferable in clip form.  But I do love Deadwood.  And Mulholland Drive.  Hmmm….WHY…

Eric Roberts and Armand Assante as sexy singles?
Does Kilmer recruit them from an AARP mixer?