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RHYMING A SYLLABLE WITH ITSELF IS A LEGIT POETIC TECHNIQUE KNOWN AS "RIME RICHE," EMPLOYED BY NO LESS A MACK THAN GEOFFREY CHAUCER WHEN HE RHYMES "SEKE" WITH "SEEKE" IN THE GENERAL PROLOGUE TO THE CANTERBURY TALES

Having taught a few university literature courses in my day, I feel qualified to say that The Colonel is pretty much full of shit.  If you learned in college that there is no such thing as a misreading because "we all can only interpret things from our own subjective points of view," then your professors must have

Grandma Drives An Elegant Black Foreign *BOOM*

As long as the person Arya kills in that scene has a memorably despicable catchphrase, it should be fine.

HOT PIE!!!

Ramsay Bolton, everyone!

Mace Tyrell will be played by a big sack of potatoes.

My prediction for the opening scene of The Winds of Winter:

Nothing in idiotking's comment is in the future tense.  Calm down.

Valar arga warga.

The three heads of the dragon are clearly Ser Pounce, Lady Whiskers and Boots.

correction
Actually, I did see something in a movie this year that was scarier than the Pale Man. I refer, of course, to Ken Davitian's bare ass.

pan's labyrinth/children of men
Of all the movies that I've seen in the last year (still haven't seen The Fountain, The Departed, or, for that matter, The Descent), Pan's Labyrinth was probably my favorite. It's hard to complain when it's #4 on the list, and I really liked Children of Men as well, but I'm not sure

bullseye
"You guys are just trying to sound like your all political anylists but your not. You like to go to movies and bitch about them, and occaisionally blame the problems of rascism."

you say more, i say stats! more! stats!
You're definitely right that it's sketchy argumentation to throw numbers around without any context, but I think my general point stands, and I think your claim that "average income has nothing to do with race and everything to do with location" is just wrong. To take your

shawn
"It's usually best to ask someone why they think a certain way before going on a tirade about how you're sick of people like so-and-so or people like so-and-so."

loved it!
I thought this was a tremendous movie. The first hour didn't seem disjointed to me, although I can see where Noel is coming from. It seemed to me that the "real" world and the "fairy tale" world were running in parallel from the beginning, with the on-screen text about the Spanish Civil War mirrored by the

the capitol of this rugged slang is wu-tang!
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