Lizzie Borden is one of the most overrated murderers… can I say that? She totally did it, by the way. Oh shit, I'm going to get in trouble for that one.

Oh, Gallagher? Don't even get me started. That guy… That guy is just like this bitter old hack, you know? I've worked with him on a few threads, and I have to tell you, those are some the worst experiences of my life. I remember on the last one he was like "Hey Balki, I can see your brown round!" And I'm like…

Not going to be there
Nathan Rabin is truly one of the worst people I've ever had the displeasure of spending any time around. We did this interview recently, and not only did he beg me to do "the Balki voice" over and over again, which, by the way, I'm pretty fucking sick of as you might imagine, he also tricked me…

Not interested
I used to deliver papers for the Onion back in Madison, and those guys are seriously some of the worst monsters in the business. They hide behind the idea that it's all "humor", but the fact is that they're basically lying to people, deliberately writing lies in order to get a "laugh". People buy…

Not a nice man
I worked with him on the first season of Flight of the Conchords, just a small role, nobody probably remembers it, but anyway, he was just an extremely inconsiderate person. Like, he'd eat the last of the sprinkles donuts without even asking if anyone else wanted one, or he wouldn't put the full amount…

Can't Stand This Guy
I met him at a party once and he was all like "don't drink the water! Gay people take showers in it!" I'm all like, "What?" And then he runs off into the kitchen screaming something about anal sex. I'm like "whatever, dude. You've got some hang-ups."

Asshole
HP Lovecraft was seriously one of the worst authors I ever worked for. I was a character in one of the early stories… I forget which one, but there was a cat in it that he seriously called "n&gger-man". I was like, "Where did that come from?" And man, the rants! "Miscegenation! The pure blood! The…