I was actually fooled at first, then quickly realized that the KGB would be the only ones who could possibly know that much about Phil and Elizabeth. I guess living in the Patriot Act era has me taking for granted the government's ability to have a shit ton of photos and taped conversations of people.

it's in a clear plastic binder! how could it not be right?

disagree on Always Sunny. I always liked it better during its sweet spot when the characters were broad and bizarre as opposed to just being a bunch of Philly assholes who run a bar. also, DeVito is better than no DeVito.

I like how Morgan clearly has more ingenuity than literally every single person at the prison.  

I looked it up and you're right. one of the characters even wears a slouch hat and another wears goggles.

I do love how Archer, Ray and Cyril were dressed like colonial British explorers/soldiers. God bless this show's crazy timeline.

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I like how we've already seen two Black Eyed Peas songs in this feature and we haven't even gotten to "The Time (Dirty Bit)" and "Imma Be." I think the AVC ought to institute some sort of quota for the number of songs by a certain artist, because this feature could very easily just be all Black Eyed Peas singles.

"If late-era Office episodes were like members of the 1980's Boston Celtics, this one would be Cedric Maxwell. had its moments, but just not reliable enough to make The Leap."

"I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!"
"I believe you, dad."

don't forger Rolling Stone. review of a new album - three stars. review of a reissue of that same album years later - five stars.

that makes more sense than what my leading theory: that Subaru clearly endorses drinking and driving.

how many of those "cheap but pretty good for the price" beer brands does Pabst have? I know they bought out Olympia Beer a ways back…

to be fair, Silvio Berlusconi makes even Chicago politics look like a Boy Scout meeting.

it's one of the only two things anyone knows about Grover Cleveland — the other being that he's also the only President to get married in the White House.

oh I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that while he isn't the actual protagonist he may end up winning the audience over.

"we complain about our corrupt leaders, then re-elect them again and again and again."

I have a feeling a lot of people may end up rooting for Noah Emmerich's character, a la Hank in Breaking Bad.

an acoustic version, no less.

Homer's affection for terrible 60's bubblegum pop (this, "Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows" earlier this season, listening to "Yummy Yummy Yummy" instead of watching the moon landing) is one of my favorite running gags.