"alas, poor Yorick! he thought he was people, Horatio."

or John Malkovich's character in "Rounders."

"your words"

"There is no good reason soccer, or really football, cannot be liked in the States. Hockey is like it."

Cyril's horrible Russian accent was so good.

"so much for the frying pan theory."

IT WAS MOONEY!!!!

"Boyfriend" sounds like a little kid trying to sing along to his sister's Justin Timberlake album.

"Boyfriend" sounds like a little kid trying to sing along to his sister's Justin Timberlake album.

we all know she's leaving to get that sweet, sweet Grantland paycheck like the last Emily to review this show here.

we all know she's leaving to get that sweet, sweet Grantland paycheck like the last Emily to review this show here.

It was kind of endearing that everyone immediately went “Wha?” in
response to his initial, brow-wrinkled “Well, because evolution is
bullshit!”—even Charlie, who has on many occasions been shown to be
functionally illiterate.

It was kind of endearing that everyone immediately went “Wha?” in
response to his initial, brow-wrinkled “Well, because evolution is
bullshit!”—even Charlie, who has on many occasions been shown to be
functionally illiterate.

for the longest time, I had no idea that the Boba Fett cartoon provided the opening sample in this song: http://youtu.be/htvAIG30BGs

for the longest time, I had no idea that the Boba Fett cartoon provided the opening sample in this song: http://youtu.be/htvAIG30BGs

Bo is/was basically the Bill Brasky of athletes.

Bo is/was basically the Bill Brasky of athletes.