True that. Fat people are supposed to be jolly.

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(I'm aware that it's Ed.)

Christ, such arrogance. He has a name, you know.

Our toddler received a Sing-A-Ma-Jig as a gift. Twice. We took them back without hesitation. I got enough shit to deal with as it is.

Apparently you have a blog! Why have you not mentioned it until now?

I never love to hate anyone. I just hate them and don't like it.

Weren't they at the rodeo, though? Not in a kitchen?

You are the wrong fan (see above).

SOME FANS ARE WRONG. STOP WATCHING, WRONG FANS!

Let it go. It's not gonna happen.

MAY 12th.

God wills it.

I'm confused — do you mean that if that scene had been in a good movie, it would've been great?

Jurassic Park is a bad movie that looks great.

Well, of course you won't. You're Texas. That execute-the-retarded policy starts you off in a bit of a hole.

Sorrow.

Perfectly dickish.

No one's suggesting it needs to be cutting-edge anything — just that it'd be nice if it weren't so shitty.

Jeff Ullrich, funny? I refuse to believe this.