There are two parts of this movie that always make me laugh:

This sounds better than Game of Thrones

He got so little respect that people like you don't even acknowledge him as a President.  Shameful.

It may have to do with the fact she is an embarrassingly bad actress.  See Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Everybody's entitled to their humble opinion, but I don't see somebody can look at Kick-Ass and say that it is even the worst Nic Cage film produced this decade, much less the worst film of the decade itself.

Why?  He's interested in violence.

Ebert's review of Kick-Ass is in his top five worst ever.  Right up there with "Fight Club is macho porn" and "Blue Velvet denigrates its actors".   Anytime Ebert clutches the pearls, he stops being a top-flight critic.

Put it right back where you found it.

It won't.  The stars have already said that a lot of the "too dark" stuff from the comic is gone.  If they weren't talking about those scenes, I have no idea what they were talking about.

Super is pretty great.  It is more in the vein of "Taxi Driver" and "Assassination of Jesse James" stories about weird semi-psychopath loners who desire to become something more.

I don't know what he meant, but it had the cadence of a joke.

It is far too early for MadTV nostalgia.  I think it should wait until the world ends in a flutter of nuclear war..the lone survivor coming out of his bunker with a fatal dose of radiation poisoning, all remnants of the world he used to know destroyed.

It is far too early for MadTV nostalgia.  I think it should wait until the world ends in a flutter of nuclear war..the lone survivor coming out of his bunker with a fatal dose of radiation poisoning, all remnants of the world he used to know destroyed.

It's a problem.  I love Hammett as much as then next guy, but it came off much more like Gilmore Girls than the Continental Op.

And Paradise Lost 3: Well, We Were Totally Wrong About that One, But This Time We Really Got The Guy, Honest!

Terrible accents are always going to be much shittier than no accents.  Plus, as others have pointed out, accented English isn't what Russian characters would speak.  If you're going to have them speak English, then just have them speak English.

I think he never really had that phase.  He had a phase of picking bad projects and one notably bad woman, but I don't think he's ever really been a bad guy.  He always seemed like a funny, likeable guy in interviews and such.

Ayn Rand doesn't have nards.  Apologize.

Do you have any Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse jokes?

But a large part of King of the Hill was laughing at liberals.  Whether it was the silly adults leading Bobby astray or the people making Hank's life difficult, skewering bad people with 'good intentions' was a large part of the narratives.  So, it's not like this is new ground with Judge, except for the 'not funny'…