Whores *and* drugs.

Having been forced to attend numerous conventions in Iowa…
I have to say, the trailer is pretty accurate. A lot of drinking and fucked up shit going down. The only decent perk of being a professor in this shitty state may be the fucking colloquiums. I imagine insurance conventions here are much the same, but with…

As a current Iowan, I fucking hate Iowa. Fuck this fucking state.

I miss Timothy Bottoms the actor.
Timothy Bottoms the George W. Bush impressionist was sort of entertaining, but give me LPS or Johnny Got His Gun any day.

It's nearly perfect in every way. The opening sequence with hungover Keach heading outside while Kristofferson plays is fantastic.

The Last Picture Show and Fat City are maybe my two favorite films
And Bad Company is damn good, too.

The real Abed was Steve Perry in Yacht Rock? He can't be very much like the character Abed, then, based on those performances.

Huh
Sort of like a white trash William Castle.

This was actually a Newsradio homage/ripoff/unaware redo of a joke. Beth says that all dogs are boys and all cats are girls in an episode. It's true.

This one is amazing:

Full videos of trainwrecks
http://noolmusic.com/myspac…

The best way to see Machete was as a double feature at the Drive-in with Pirahna. That shit just felt right.

His appearing in Sneakers, I Love You to Death, and Stand By Me will always make him better than Joaquin, no matter what that asshole does.

Charity Head.

))((

I've been demanding a Xanga movie for years.

Sort of Interesting Trivia—
She was offered the role of Mrs. Robinson in The Graduate, but turned it down because she didn't feel ready to come back to acting yet after those brain aneurysms.

All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.'s.

((SPOILERS FOR A STORY THAT IS HALF A CENTURY OLD))

Andrew Wilson is also Future Man.