Why isn't anyone talking about the second half of the speech when he said, "And now I want to play a song I wrote," pulled out a guitar, and sang "Hey You" by Pink Floyd?

She totally digs him. Tom is a prancy, feminine, desperate little man. Ron Swanson walks around with a big swinging dick and doesn't give a shit.

Holy Diver
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30 Rock is more of a reverse Phoenix, isn't it?

Smart, beautiful, and a liar. So much better than that Sarah, Plain and Tall.

Mark and Ann were both somewhat interesting characters in the first season when they played off the others in the cast. Putting them together has made both of them pretty bland characters.

The reason the whale's death worked (at least before the third act treated it too lightly) was that they played it up with her dream. That's the happiest we've seen Lisa ever: complete, unbridled joy, jumping up and down, laughing and shouting. Then, boom, dead whale. Really well done.

Miller High Life. Which is infinitely funnier than Miller Lite.

Meet the Feebles already did it.

Really? You haven't seen Aunt Jackie losing her shit over the kid who has to raise his four little brothers because his parents are dead? Maybe they only show that on the HD channels.

Betty White is gonna host and then haul ass to Lollapalooza.

He was good in Dolemite 2: The Human Tornado.

Drugs/Alcohol/Severe Head Trauma would help people get the humor.

General commercials are pretty awesome for having ridiculously fake office setups. For the bottom of the barrel in that regard, though, its those awful commercials for Vermont Teddy Bears: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

These?

These makes a great double feature with Night of the Lepus
Bones and Farmer Vincent vs. a bunch of bunnies. Classic.

I like Lon Chaney, Jr. in Spider Baby, but then again, I like everything and everybody in Spider Baby. Chaney singing the theme song has long been a staple of my Halloween mixtapes.

Getting back to the issue of whether collective nouns are singular or plural— it depends. Sometimes the group is acting as a single unit and everything is singular, such as "The jury has come to its decision; it finds the defendant not guilty." Sometimes the group is acting as individuals, and thus, you make your…

Ditto on "Institutionalized." I started screaming about wanting a Pepsi to my wife during that part of the song.

No, wait. I don't like that "bowel" in there. Um.. gut the marketing jackasses! Le mot Juste!