I wish this was "John Deere" instead
Premise— JD once said, "I will never put my name on a product that does not have in it the best that is in me."

Whose!

Dear John
Dear John
By the time you read this letter
I'll be gone.

Tie goes to the Jack-o-lantern.

Love will turn you around, turn you around.

Lobo… Lobo… Bring back Sheriff Lobo!

Swamp Dogg is awesome, and I'd argue his album covers are hilariously bad, but not offensively so. I mean, this is a the guy that did an album called "Rat On!" with a cover that features him riding a giant rat. He clearly isn't taking this shit seriously. Also, his music is fucking great, so that negates the…

I've talked to Jesus. Played cards with Jesus. Shoved Jesus.

Kickin' It Old Skool?

Memories of Bonanza, The Mall Show

Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy

You think you got problems? I'm partnered with a pig, an alien, Siamese twins, a sofa and a second rate mime.

Yeah, that's been done numerous times.

My first thought to the Sheryl Crow post was, "Man, that was a fucking Koobas song."

Aimee Bender has a pretty good story called "Dearth" that is about a woman who gets stuck with a bunch of potato babies. I make my Lit students read it every semester and discuss it, even though the response is mostly negative. It's much better than it sounds.

Gumby Dharma is fucking great. The man is great.

Not just see it, but buy it without seeing it.

Got a Roku for Christmas…
Fucking awesome. Netflix streaming to my TV means the cable company will be getting a lot less money from me (and oddly, so will Netflix, since I've already reduced my rental package).

Could this mean the Warner Archive joins Netflix?
Because as great as it sounds to spend $15 or $20 on a DVD-R of Bad Ronald, I'd probably rather rent it first.

DVDA?