Not since Superman died!

I like the energy, but it comes off like a shitty Intro to Lit paper… just summarizing shit instead of having any point. That said, the commentary does improve the movie.

Who is this one? Whose favorite son, just by his actions has attraction magnets on the run? Who likes a joke? Enjoys a smoke? And wouldn't get a bit upset if he were really broke? With wealth and fame, he's still the same. I bet you five to not alive that you don't know his name.

Oh shit
So, he's the guy from American Movie.

I sound like Robert Stack with a yeast infection.

The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here—fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!

Levon Helm fucking owns in that flick.

I thought I had heard that that one was going to be on Fox. I guess if they don't like it or it doesn't seem a fit for the boundaries of network TV, it will probably get pushed over onto FX.

I always think of Welker as the dog voiceover guy, though I know he does characters (like the ones mentioned above) that do more than bark and whimper, he certainly is one of the go-to guys for animal sounds.

I love The Limey. Easily my favorite of his. The Underneath isn't terrible, but it isn't great either. A decent way to pass the time, I guess, but you're better off watching the film that inspired it— Criss Cross, a great old Siodmak film noir with Burt Lancaster, Dan Duryea and Yvonne DeCarlo.

I saw A Mighty Wind that weekend. I've still never seen Matrix Reloaded or Down with Love. And according to my Netflix movie ratings, I've seen several thousand other movies as well. And the way I'm going, I'm sure it will be several thousand more before I resort to watching either of these.

Eva Mendes and Christopher Lambert
Great actors, both of them.

Sorry, Bobby. This show is rated TV-14. Last time I checked you were only 13.

And then Carrie Fisher shows up and hits Andy with a frying pan and says, "ONE LUMP OR TWO, LUV?"

Fuck, people are really calling it that now?

Nah, McNulty, I'm the only person I know who calls it that. It's meant to be derogatory, not cool.

I forgot to mention… the two dudes I saw fucking were Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche.

Fuck. I almost forgot that I've met him….

I have no idea what's popular anymore
Despite my job requiring me to spend hours and hours with 18 year olds each week, I have no idea what pop culture is important to them. I was flipping through the channels a couple days ago killing time, and a commercial came on with a bunch of, uh, I guess musicians, talking…

I saw two dudes fucking each other in a McDonald's once in New Orleans. And this was on Canal Street- that's the downtown business area where you don't expect to see sodomy on a weekday afternoon. There were three cops eating at a table about ten feet away, but none of them did anything. I imagine if they didn't…