Hey, I've met Lewis Black before too. I hung out with him on the Mizzou campus in CoMO after a show for a bit. He smoked about five cigarettes in ten minutes and acting pretty calm and cool, considering how much he yells and bitches in his act.

So does Michael Stipe just hang out waiting
for random people to recognize him? Because it's sad seeing several of you mention the same guy.

It feels like American Gladiators. Or Wipeout. Or Ninja Warrior. Or boot camp. Or Lolo. Or The Odyssey.

Fuck yes. Let's make it a trilogy while we're dreaming.

Remember when the Dreamcast debuted on 9/9/99 and Sega won the video-game war once and for all?

This is the day your life will surely change.

Man, Barney Miller is awesome. For those that haven't seen it, Netflix it or WGN it or whatever.

Current pitching-great-and-social-anxiety-disorder-and-depression-sufferer Zack Greinke wears the number 23. And if he played for any team other than the Royals, he'd have 23 wins.

Damn, search revealed this was announced back in June. How did I miss this? I'm going there right now to experience the snark, the trolling, the failed firsties, everything.

I love the part in "Festival Express" when Danko, Janis, Weir and some other folks are high and drunk as fuck and jamming on the train, and you can tell that Janis probably raped Danko later that night.

So to summarize, she's ugly clothed, ugly naked, is the same person as Jenny Lewis, was Bones in Star Trek, and the Dead Milkmen hate her.

C'mon Newsire, focus on the important stuff!
Like the upcoming "Teen Wolf" series on MTV! They call it, I shit you not, a dramatic take on the comedy film and it has the feel of, get this, An American Werewolf in PARIS! Because that was the best movie ever!

Caught this trailer a few days ago
The description of it is better than the actual trailer. Hopefully they aren't putting the "best parts" in the ad. Also, Ewan McGregor's attempt at an American accent is a little distracting, considering he narrates the thing.

Fuck, Sal Fasano has been rocking that thing since the early-mid 90's with the Royals.

We landed on the fucking moon!

Fuck, I'd rather see a remake of Rawhead Rex.

What's really annoying is that after he re-did Halloween he claimed he wasn't going to do any more remakes or sequels. Then of course, they gave him a shitload of money to do Halloween 2, so he did it. And now, he's doing The Motherfucking Blob…

The Blob remake does feature some good kid killing. I always tack a star onto my rating when a horror movie is willing to do that.

I'm not talking about American Pie, I'm talking about the dvd sequels that come out every three months. I love the Chris Guest movies, but Levy has done a ton of terrible shit in the two years since the last one came out. It's disappointing when someone you like will do any movie that is offered to him.

I love Mr. Levy and have enjoyed him in a ton of stuff. Unfortunately, most of his recent filmography has consisted of appearing in American Pie Presents Straight to DVD shit or teaming up with Samuel L. Jackson or Steve Martin for two hours of jokes about getting hit in the balls.