Spinner: We are now friends. Whether you want to be or not, I don't care.

I'd just get the Stories of Cheever. It's a good, fat, collection.

I didn't say I wasn't a total pussy. But I see no reason why I need to learn to ski… I'm tall and awkward… I don't need to be going down a mountain on wooden sticks.

As much as I mock mbs, I do so mainly because I know exactly what he is talking about most of the time.

Boring violence?
I didn't make it through this film when I saw it on cable years and years ago, and that was after LOVING that opening sequence.

Don't take mbs' word for it (he seemingly likes everything). I'll back him up this time, though… Ghost Dog is very good.

It''s pretty presumptious thinking that anybody wrote that.

Similar to the argument about shark attacks:

An early introduction to how short fiction is evaluated. The shit that I see winning contests or getting published is quite often shite… retreads of shit I thought many had already read and embraced.

You guys are doing exactly what I said we shouldn't do!

Right?

How can God damn something when He/She/it doesn't exist?

When I first tried to post a first, I thought, how do I include the word, "first"? Then I realized that was fucking lame, so I intentionally made sure not to include any one, first, uno, original, etc. in any firsties I wrote.

Super Capers (S LIGHTNING BOLT C)
If there is a God (or if there isn't, who really gives a shit) this is the next AV Club F-Rated Review.

META META META

LGTP is good in a completely different way, which says a lot about Odenkirk, Arnett and McBride, in that they can collaborate on two very tonally different movies in as many years. LGTP is drier than prison rape which does not work for what a lot people were expecting (though I don't know why, since the whole ad…

Don't forget High Spirits!

Wow, awful.

I think it's awful, too, but I agree with Murray… not just on skiing, but anything like that…. I'm only 26, but I know that's too old for me to take up skiing or rollerblading or skateboarding or ice skating or anything where I will inevitably fall and hurt myself. I've avoided them for the last few years when asked…

Yeah, the fake kidnapping occurs because Willard Fillmore (ugh, what a fucking name) gets a mincemeat pie instead of a new butler's uniform for Christmas, right after George Jefferson gets $50 grand from "the old witch."