Elbow bump!

Fuck. I got drunk and missed it. Oh well, surely it will be on the Internet. Or I'll forget it ever existed and it won't matter.

Considering there was 20 years separating them? Probably. How can you mistake giant acid-induced frogs and owls for people wearing makeup and animal suits straight out of Cats?

Wrong. Piss has flavor. Bud Light tastes more like the watery syrup that's left over when you make corn on the stove. Plus, I can get drunk on my own piss quicker than I can using Bud Light. In the long run, if it takes a case to feel good, it wasn't worth the discounted price. I never understood why someone…

Ah, the Dateline theorem.

Wocka wocka!

Go watch the trailer for Observe & Report. It looks nothing like Paul Blart… very dark… it's by the guy who did Foot Fist Way. It got a decent review in the SXSW AV Club post.

Stephen Furst (a name born for an opening thread for the firstie fuckos)…. he's good in Dream Team as well.

Holy shit, two more people who like Brothers Solonon… With my wife, that makes four of us.

Too bad it came out before the wave of Rated/Unrated dvds… Hell, nowadays they put out Unrated versions of PG movies.

Yeah, the In Cramer We Trust shit was obscene.

Indeed. How did that "e" get in there? The fucking jackass with the cgi cow doing kung fu and the tongue with a face on it is certainly not who I meant.

2 Eminem Albums + 2 50 Cent Albums
They are like rapping Tribbles!

Most people get their info from television and the internet, but that's not really the problem. The big issue is that most people also have no perspicacity.

Soundtrack
This movie also has one of the most hiliarous soundtracks ever, and I'm not talking about "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)."

Leno at 10/9 Central
What a colossal fuck up. I love that he's saying he expects it to do worse than dramas that would normally be on. What the fuck? So you are purpsosely trying to get even worse ratings? Jesus Tits, man.

Oh wait, I think I saw him on an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia once… one of the gags where the gang goes to talk to someone wearing a suit in a professional setting and act pretty much like how they always act, only to get thrown out.

Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place.

How about a Brothers Solomon/Let's Go To Prison Oedenkirk double feature?

He must have read "Indian Camp" by Hemingway.